Monday, December 14, 2009

Textual Healing: Jyll Leaves Town for a Week

by Jyll & Liz

Jyll: Leaving now! :)
Liz: Have a good flight! Am taking a taxi 2 wrk. So long, tip money.
Jyll: But doesn’t a manhattan cab ride feel good?

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Jyll: Wrote a blog but no wifi in denver airport. Wtf?
Liz: Boo. Café is dead bc of hannukah. No coffee crush today. And I got baby’s cold. Wah Wah.
Jyll: Your crush doesn’t know what he’s missing, and that’s a fucking tragedy.
Liz: You are the gem that bedazzles my daily existence

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Jyll: How are you feeling m’love?
Liz: Much better. Was in bed for 14 hours. Hows papa? NY misses you.
Jyll: He is shoveling snow in shorts. Classic.
Liz: Haha. SNOW! Raining on ave b.

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Liz: I think today is an eat-my-face-off kinda day
Jyll: No.
Liz: Mmf.
Jyll: You could lose 5 pounds easy just by your body fighting the cold. Why jeopardize that?
Liz: Your advice is equal parts reviled and inspired.
Jyll: :)

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Jyll: I killed a honey baked ham
Liz: Ur gross.
Jyll: No gross would be my dad trying to set me up with his friend's son!
Liz: Not grosser than my boss trying to pair me with a supremely oafish customer who suffers from adult related acne
Jyll: Ew!

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Jyll: What are you up to?
Liz: Toasting a bagel for a sociopath. How’s home? Have you built a snowman yet?
Jyll: Naw but I have gained TWO pounds!


  1. "I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight"

  2. I was just hoping to catch my aunt's cold for just that reason!